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I Don't know what the title should be of this blog so thats why it's retarded. Retarded like your moms face! Damn. I mean come on, that was too easy, you walked right into that one. I've been making sequined stuff. I basically just hot glue rhinestones/sequins to shit and sell it on etsy. It's not all that fun but they're pretty and it keeps me busy. I don't think I've really made any money bc I keep advertising. This shit will sell itselvvvves! See how cute?!


- I know. Only the cutest flask you've ever seen! Who wouldn't want to drink they're liquor out of this?! I mean besides those people in this world who've never had balls in their mouth. Speaking of balls in your mouth I don't think you should be allowed to put your balls in someone's mouth, or request that your balls go in someone's mouth unless u know what balls taste like. Go ahead. Lick some balls, yea. Tastes pretty bad don't it? Kinda exactly like u think sweaty balls should taste. Salty, with a hint of front wiped ass. I said it. Now keep those things away from my face. It's been a while since I've blogged. Admit it, you've missed it. You've been dying for an update. Your life is soooo boring that you need to read all about mine and then lay awake and dream at night that it's yours. Well guess what, it's not. Suckers! Speaking of suckers, i just ate a sucker at work. I have a stash of old Halloween candy in my box. And I think someone's been stealing my candy. Anyway. My sucker. It was orange. It was a tootsie pop. It was delicious. But then when I bit it to savor its tootsie goodness I choked on a shard of sucker! Hurts. And I keep coughing. But my coughs still taste like orange sucker so that's good. I'm laying in bed at work. Yea. I have a bed at work. Bc I'm a hooker. Not really for all u morons who can't get internet sarcasm. Damn you's. So in bed. And in this bedroom, left from Medics past, is a unicorn. No kidding. Here's a picture.


See it?? Theres other stuff too that's weird but that's not what I'm talking about right now. Focus on the unicorn. So It scares me. What on earth would possess u to bring that to work? What purpose could it serve here? And u know what the conclusion I came up with is: it's a lesbian dildo unicorn. It's horn is awfully ribbed. And horny. And it's furry. U know those lesbians love their muffs. Aaaaaaanywaaaaay. I have red hair now. And it's super cute. I mean, I'm super cute so of corse my hair is too.


See. Cute. And cute hat too right? I wear it to work now. I had an uglier one, but now the ugly one is my back up. I mean I can come to work with the greasiest mess of hair, and still be fly bc I gots me a cool hat. I kinda look like a chipmunk in that pic. Really emphasizes my nose too. Still cute. The movie Red Tails is about the Tuskegee airmen. So they're having some sort of premier party this weekend at the university. We got called to post but the other crew ended up going bc one of them got really excited when he heard George Lucas was gonna be there. So they posted all day. From 8 until 7. Georgey boy isn't supposed to show up till Monday. Bahahhahhahha! Sad and long day for u sclera! Sclera? Really iPhone? Ok whatever. That's enough blogging. Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone