"Ouch... Silence."
"Ok, I've got 45 seconds left, I think"
"I hate you"
"moved some trash..." I don't know this one was garbled.
"They said capri's"
I may be off on that one, can't hear well.
I'm moving closer to hear better. Toilet blogging
"yea, thats what i always do, then into the vault"
"thats the second time this happen, sucks"
''Yea they're all the same guild"
"You say something??"--he yelled to me... Lily was bugging me while I was on the toilet. damn dog. doesn't she know I'm on a reconnoissance mission??!
"I hate you, het does it have me listed as UPS, I can't tell"
--again I'm filling in the blanks when I can't quite understand him, thats just what it sounds like
"Digbee, I mean Ridgebee's never wrong, huah huah huah"
---that last part was an "evil laugh"
"I'll do a boy guild with you too with the tordols"
"I have lots of tordols"
--tordols?? like the painkiller?
"they should make it that every time u kill a dragon, a gnome pops out of your belly and starts singing kesha... that'll work too"
--sounds like i'd make that up, but that one was word for word. word. for. word.
"Yea I like that , ha ha ha"
--that was lame fake laugh. not sincere, nobody bought it.
"I don't think he has thumbs so i think he can't play"
"I still think we should get on mumble, haha, oh thats the shit"
I'm on the toilet. My poo smells like someone has died and what little is left of their rotting corpse is finishing rotting in my toilet. I think I need a doctor.
Theres been silence from the other room for a while now. I think he's onto me, either way I'm getting bored. Lets pick it up nerd face.
"meh he he he"
"y'all see a story on can today, the picture of him was him on a yacht, watching the election results"
"didn't i tell u guys one time i was the political correspondent for a republican news site"
"not really"
"what an ironic name"
--come on talk more about dragon and gnome bellies. I can get on board with that. Instead I am just on bored. Puns! See how bored I am? Puns. tsk tsk
"yea its 40 seconds faster than my normal kill"
"yes please"
"oh you meant like an item, crap, dangit, I knew that"
"the sky on fire"
--he said this with a boston or new york accent. so fire was actually like "Fi-yuh" a very poor accent if you ask me
"I need a priest...(a bunch of words I don't understand...)"
"yea hes totally talking about us, who was it? thunder?"
--ok I'm getting bored with this and I'm out of doody.... see if I can pick anything up from the bedroom
"yea, pepperoni a while ago, if we Q we may...."
"We are doing it"
"he kept whispering to me and telling me to kill him"
--well thats sadistic
"this is like my least favorite fight"
--same page
"sluuuuuurp"- that was more the drink he's drinking, must've been good, I wouldn't know, I took the night off drinking... humph
--he thinks all I'm doing is playing on pinterest yea right, he thinks i think all he's doing is playing his game... I know he's fondling himself too. NERD
"you laughing at me? just wait, i had celcius on bogus, as soon as he jumps across there he's getting life fit to the fit"
--what does that mean?
"i dont thin hit worked, it didn't work, probably scared the crap outta him though. hey sometimes he bugs out and they die"
"aaah chOOOOO!"
-twas a sneeze
"hahaha, yea, he started it off, yea"
"yea its kinda fun, as long as you don't die"
--seriously all this could just be them talking about jacking off
"I could just lie and come over to you guys if u want me to"
"team work, awesome"
--what is the the fucking wonder pets??
"did you trick the priest?"
"yea, it killed that priest"
--soooo going to hell
"see that priest should have faded once he started to get hit with that ace, but you know"
"yea, you definitely know when your getting hit as a priest, all your health goes away"
Ok, getting bored with this. Happy masterbating!
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