Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Torpedo titties.

It's been like 4 days since I've washed my hair. It's pretty much a grease ball. Seriously, I just wrung it out to make a batch of French fries. Fed about 150 folks

I chopped wood today. My arm muscles ate still jello-y. Which is cool. Bc I think jello is delicious. Yea I chopped wood. Stolen wood. Chopped it with a hatchet. What did I learn?
A. Chopping wood is hard
B. an ax could have been easier
C. Hacking things is a good release of frustration
D. Wear goggles when chopping would, eye splinters are painful
E. jello muscles are not nearly as delicious as actual jello

Lots of lessons.

Netflix iPad update: fail.
It's frozen now. And I told Oli he could watch a Christmas movie in bed but now bastard iPad won't work.

My house is a disaster. Mainly my kitchen. I can't clean it either. My sink doesn't work. Bc husbandry decided to fix the sink. But it's not fixed. So I literally. Literally can't clean it. Not that I would anyway.... Bwahaha!




I'm on etsy now. Under Quinsequin. You should go look me up. And buy some of my sparkley stuff. For real. See that flask? It's pretty amazing. Your mom isn't, but my flask is. Well I dunno, your mom may be amazing, I've never boinked anyone's mom.

I like McDonald's fish sandwiches. Yea. I said it. And I'm not taking it back.

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