Quotes from the nerd in the other room

THe husband is playing nerd game online.  I have to hear it then so do u.  
"Ouch... Silence."

"Ok, I've got 45 seconds left, I think"

"I hate you"

"moved some trash..." I don't know this one was garbled.

"They said capri's"

I may be off on that one, can't hear well.

I'm moving closer to hear better.  Toilet blogging

"yea, thats what i always do, then into the vault"

"thats the second time this happen, sucks"

''Yea they're all the same guild"

"You say something??"--he yelled to me... Lily was bugging me while I was on the toilet.  damn dog.  doesn't she know I'm on a reconnoissance mission??!

"I hate you, het does it have me listed as UPS, I can't tell"
--again I'm filling in the blanks when I can't quite understand him, thats just what it sounds like

"Digbee, I mean Ridgebee's never wrong, huah huah huah"
---that last part was an "evil laugh" 

"I'll do a boy guild with you too with the tordols"

"I have lots of tordols"
--tordols?? like the painkiller?


"they should make it that every time u kill a dragon, a gnome pops out of your belly and starts singing kesha... that'll work too"
--sounds like i'd  make that up, but that one was word for word. word. for. word. 


"Yea I like that , ha ha ha"
--that was lame fake laugh. not sincere, nobody bought it.

"I don't think he has thumbs so i think he can't play"

"I still think we should get on mumble, haha, oh thats the shit"

I'm on the toilet.  My poo smells like someone has died and what little is left of their rotting corpse is finishing rotting in my toilet. I think I need a doctor.


Theres been silence from the other room for a while now.  I think he's onto me, either way I'm getting bored.  Lets pick it up nerd face.

"meh he he he"

"y'all see a story on can today, the picture of him was him on a yacht, watching the election results"

"didn't i tell u guys one time i was the political correspondent for a republican news site"

"not really"

"what an ironic name"

--come on talk more about dragon and gnome bellies.  I can get on board with that.  Instead I am just on bored.  Puns! See how bored I am? Puns.  tsk tsk

"yea its 40 seconds faster than my normal kill"

"yes please"

"oh you meant like an item, crap, dangit, I knew that"

"the sky on fire"
--he said this with a boston or new york accent.  so fire was actually like "Fi-yuh" a very poor accent if you ask me

"I need a priest...(a bunch of words I don't understand...)"

"yea hes totally talking about us, who was it? thunder?"

--ok I'm getting bored with this and I'm out of doody.... see if I can pick anything up from the bedroom

"yea, pepperoni a while ago, if we Q we may...."

"We are doing it"

"he kept whispering to me and telling me to kill him"
--well thats sadistic 
"this is like my least favorite fight"
--same page

"sluuuuuurp"- that was more the drink he's drinking, must've been good, I wouldn't know, I took the night off drinking... humph

--he thinks all I'm doing is playing on pinterest yea right, he thinks i think all he's doing is playing his game... I know he's fondling himself too.  NERD

"you laughing at me? just wait, i had celcius on bogus, as soon as he jumps across there he's getting life fit to the fit"

--what does that mean?
"i dont thin hit worked, it didn't work, probably scared the crap outta him though. hey sometimes he bugs out and they die"

"aaah chOOOOO!"
-twas a sneeze

"hahaha, yea, he started it off, yea"


"yea its kinda fun, as long as you don't die"
--seriously all this could just be them talking about jacking off


"I could just lie and come over to you guys if u want me to"
"team work, awesome"
--what is the the fucking wonder pets??


"did you trick the priest?"

"yea, it killed that priest"
--soooo going to hell

"see that priest should have faded once he started to get hit with that ace, but you know"

"yea, you definitely know when your getting hit as a priest, all your health goes away"

Ok, getting bored with this.  Happy masterbating!

It's a forest of sweet treats!

Needed something to do this rainy evening, something to keep a certain 5 year old happy for a little while.  So I decided on these.  Just stab a large marshmallow with a skewer, dip it in some melted chocolate (we had reeses chocolates and white chocolates) sprinkle them and let them cool.  Or eat them while they're still warm. Your choice.  We just stabbed them into this foam board we had laying around.  

He called it a forest.  Pretty delicious forest if you ask me.  

I know, I'm Martha Stewart.  Minus the past prison rape history. 

Chicken n Dumplins

Well this is a new one. Bloggin about a recipe. Seems to be the thing to do. But I want to share my genius with the world. I shouldn't be the only one. It's a burden to be as amazing as myself and now you faithful readers can also have a taste (pun!!) of my genius.

 I'm sick. I need comfort food when I'm sick. Already had hot wings for lunch (the spicey clears up my sinuses) so what to do for dinner? You know what would be good? Some Cracker Barrel Chicken and Dumplins. mmm. But its nasty and rainy outside and I feel like an ass-crack that hasn't been wiped since the fifties.
 So I took a swing at it. Now keep in mind, I followed no recipe. No recipe and made the most amazing chicken n dumplins ever. Here's about what I did:
 1 can chicken broth
3 cans water
1 can of cream of celery soup (it was just in the cabinet and needed to be used)
A pack of defrosted chicken tenders (raw)
I put all that in a crock pot with some salt n pepper and some onion powder (just a couple shakes Then I cooked that on high for maybe 3 hours

 Then I got to work on the Dumplins. I made them from bisquick. I think it's 2 1/4 cups bisquick and 2/3 cup water. Mix until its a dough and drop it by small spoonful into boiling water. Let boil for about 3-4 minutes and transfer dumplins with spoon to crock pot full of goodness. Continue to cook about 10 minutes and voila.

Magical chicken and dumplins. A swing and a hit. More than a hit, a home run, a slam dunk, a touch down, gooooooal! Sports metaphor, you get the idea.



-Anyway, it's really not hard and the outcome is amazing homecooked chicken and dumplins.

 Pure. Genius.
 Until next time, keep it real. (did I really just say that?)

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I Don't know what the title should be of this blog so thats why it's retarded. Retarded like your moms face! Damn. I mean come on, that was too easy, you walked right into that one. I've been making sequined stuff. I basically just hot glue rhinestones/sequins to shit and sell it on etsy. It's not all that fun but they're pretty and it keeps me busy. I don't think I've really made any money bc I keep advertising. This shit will sell itselvvvves! See how cute?!


- I know. Only the cutest flask you've ever seen! Who wouldn't want to drink they're liquor out of this?! I mean besides those people in this world who've never had balls in their mouth. Speaking of balls in your mouth I don't think you should be allowed to put your balls in someone's mouth, or request that your balls go in someone's mouth unless u know what balls taste like. Go ahead. Lick some balls, yea. Tastes pretty bad don't it? Kinda exactly like u think sweaty balls should taste. Salty, with a hint of front wiped ass. I said it. Now keep those things away from my face. It's been a while since I've blogged. Admit it, you've missed it. You've been dying for an update. Your life is soooo boring that you need to read all about mine and then lay awake and dream at night that it's yours. Well guess what, it's not. Suckers! Speaking of suckers, i just ate a sucker at work. I have a stash of old Halloween candy in my box. And I think someone's been stealing my candy. Anyway. My sucker. It was orange. It was a tootsie pop. It was delicious. But then when I bit it to savor its tootsie goodness I choked on a shard of sucker! Hurts. And I keep coughing. But my coughs still taste like orange sucker so that's good. I'm laying in bed at work. Yea. I have a bed at work. Bc I'm a hooker. Not really for all u morons who can't get internet sarcasm. Damn you's. So in bed. And in this bedroom, left from Medics past, is a unicorn. No kidding. Here's a picture.


See it?? Theres other stuff too that's weird but that's not what I'm talking about right now. Focus on the unicorn. So It scares me. What on earth would possess u to bring that to work? What purpose could it serve here? And u know what the conclusion I came up with is: it's a lesbian dildo unicorn. It's horn is awfully ribbed. And horny. And it's furry. U know those lesbians love their muffs. Aaaaaaanywaaaaay. I have red hair now. And it's super cute. I mean, I'm super cute so of corse my hair is too.


See. Cute. And cute hat too right? I wear it to work now. I had an uglier one, but now the ugly one is my back up. I mean I can come to work with the greasiest mess of hair, and still be fly bc I gots me a cool hat. I kinda look like a chipmunk in that pic. Really emphasizes my nose too. Still cute. The movie Red Tails is about the Tuskegee airmen. So they're having some sort of premier party this weekend at the university. We got called to post but the other crew ended up going bc one of them got really excited when he heard George Lucas was gonna be there. So they posted all day. From 8 until 7. Georgey boy isn't supposed to show up till Monday. Bahahhahhahha! Sad and long day for u sclera! Sclera? Really iPhone? Ok whatever. That's enough blogging. Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone