Here's Daniel and his signature move. Were both that excited about the prospective pancakes. I am also simultaneously sipping water and a monster. Need to be rehydrated and energized after last night. Whew!
I drank too much, spent too much, saw too many titties, basically feel dirty and violated.
Walking down the street on Bourbon Street I was pulled over by a black lady with serious eye makeup on, I tried to escape but before I knew what was happening, there was something in my mouth. Luckily I was not having a nightmare and it was not a dick. It was however a test-tube shot. Daniel was forced to take one too, and then we took another one together. So 4 shots happened before I could blink. Then she said "that'll be $24" what the hell just happened?!? Did I just get liquor raped?! I certainly did. Ok, pancakes are here.
Delicious!
Anyway. Back to last night...
After the liquor rape, we went to the casino. Which was a complete bust. Wasted about $40 and won nooootttthhhing. Good thing I'm not a gambler. I am not so good at the slots.
We got bored with all the losing so went back to Bourbon Street. All the bars had gotten really loud at this point. I wanted a quiet place to enjoy my huge White Russian. (the drink, not Vlad) So where is quieter than a tittie bar?! Yea. I went to two different strip clubs last night where I received a nipple facial. (this is where u put your money in your strippers g-string and she rewards u by rubbing her titties in your face, motorboat style)
So there's that.
Ok. Breakfast is over, we have one more hour of sight-seeing before we have to get on our cruise ship.
Everyone have a shitty week while I have a great one!
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