Wednesday, June 13, 2012

10 reasons to live

BlOOOOOOOOOg

Want into my inner most thoughts? Prbably not,  but read on anyway.  I'm gonna number them.  I'm watching the BIg C season 3 episode 2

1. My face feels funny.  Kinda numb,  I wanna slap it.  In a mashonistic manner.  Fucking damn google or bloodspot or whatever didn't recognize that what I meant was the -- person who hurts themselves because it feels good)) or whatever websster says.
Anyway,  I think I'll slap myself  bc it'll be gooooood
2.  How mch wine have I had.  I really like wine.  even thigh this whine kinda tasted like fucking armpits.  like gross tuskegee armpits.  VOMIT-FEST!!!!!
3.  I AM nodding. without even meaning to.  UM.  Ambien, 6 glasses of wine, an ambien, and prozac. I deserve to nod
4.  Wish, If Only, One day, Soon, Maybe, If Only
5.  Number 4 is the story of my godmann life
6. Daniel reminds me of the husband of the BIG C. reminds me bc he's so ridiculously nice.  I mean if my husnabd was an asshole, well he wouldn't be my husband.  but still.  U know.  UGH. I wish he'd be more of who he is with ought being an asshole to me and. Oh fuck lost my chop chop train of thought.  Chug a chug aaaaaa.
7. These aren't counting down or nothing.  just thought I could come up with 10 before I FELL asleep.
8.   Diluted my glass enough to  that I only really have 1/4 of a fucking glass of wine left.  but too drunk to stay awake for the rest of it/
9.  push some balls up against your too sexy foopa panties and fuciing die

10.  HOW come 10 is the number that you go to.

FUCK

GO SLEEPY TOWN

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