Driveway babbling

Sitting in the driveway. It's driveway wine time. Toby's family is out and I'm giving them the stink eye. Bastards. We don't like Toby.


Got my wine. And the shakes. What's that about? Pretty stupid if u ax me.

Mosquitos are biting me. Bastards. I have bug spray on. I can't win. My skin is peeling hardcore and Mosquitos are attacking. I think I'd be better off if I just didn't have skin. Skinless. Like a chicken breast. The good kind. Nom.

I don't really understand what I'm writing so if you don't understand either that's fully understandable. Understand?




I need to shave my legs. They're so hairy.

Oh I saw hunger games. It was glorious. I'm gonna go see it again soon. Bc I was a wee bit drunk the first time. I accidently got wastie-pants the afternoon before. Drunk an burnt.


Daniels bringing home olive garden. It's been a no cleaning no cooking kinda day.

Ya damn right!

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